1) my bracelet broke. i was given these bracelets in goroka, papua new guinea last may at a highland sing sing cultural show. perhaps it had
freedom envy. 1 down, 3 to go.
2) i'm holding an apple. that is a real apple. a real, crisp, juicy, red frickin apple. apple juice is dribbling down my chin and i am eating an apple in antarctica. also, it's may. and i have an apple. in antarctica. in may.